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Today is the first day of the rest of your life. True of everyday
Except of course the day you die.

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Today is the first day of the rest of your life. True of everyday
Except of course the day you die.

NORMAN COOK

YAY got norman cooks ( fatboy slim)s autograph today he signed,

Hello Adam
From
Norm

this job is sweet

Keep Your Hair On

I have not updated my blog for some time now... this is due to my laziness , i make no excuses.

i have been up to a few new tings recently none of them sexual or involving Drinking large quantitys of vodka, Well 1 of them has but i will get to that.

I started my new job.. at HMV in the airport , its easy pays better then my last place and i can actually work with my eyes closed , i know the knoledge so its easy.

have seen a few famous faces already

Jamaroquai's bassist, Melanie Blatt from Allsaints , All of the Chelsea Squad. Dolph Lundgren , to name a few

no autographs yet though waiting for thora birtch to drop in.

went to see the almighty force that is action and action, play an unusual gig at thw West one four in well w14 kensington. The line up , although i didnt see any other bands that night ( and you will know why in a sec) was very rare.

i heard talk of naked spanish folk music and some glam rockers playiing over a sample recording of some kind.?? i dunno

Action And Action Rocked again, i fucking lopve the sounds they are getting at the moment they will all say they need work , and they do. but for now they are sounding pretty fucking good so only good things to come there.....

i missed the other bands that night as i got to the venue an hour and a half early so when the band started making an apperance i was wasted... and welll errr... There WAS a karaoke and i MAY have had a shot, or three.

That night i gloriously serenaded the pub and the band with my versions of

1. Bloodhoundgangs - Bad Touch

( which i sang like Papa roach style on a chair hunched over the mike like i was dying)

2. Barenaked Ladies - one week
3. Blink 182 - whats my age again

Which i sang badly as by that point i was on onother plane of existence.


still its all in the name of good fun.

Watch this Space

This is a once in a liftime dedication to a fellow stoner out there whow is lost in a popular myth

( yes im still pissed)

Daz seriously dude anal is not the Gay prison scene it once used to be, i have been advised by a mate that the marmite motoray is truelythe way forward.

anyway just to let the world know this dude
wastedyouth5197 is the coolest northan guy you will ever meet , he rights off plice cars and has casual sex with goths birds for fun , he must be everything you ever wanted to be. check this guy out and take notice the future of the world will have this guys offspring in it , be it presidents or terrorists they will make their mark

This is just a quick note to say im very wasted and feel like telling you all as its that easy , any spellign mistsakes wiill not be corrected as i want ou to experiecne the full flavour ofgff the " too much to dirnk on you worn syndrome"

yeah dude.... peace out well and truwely


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxlove all of you so ,cuh ,, wheere the fuck is ambrose and what the fuck is he not hrer getting wasted allso.
dude if your out there your a very decent bloke what i will come to adore immensly

rocker

rocker
Originally uploaded by Special.

There really is No photo in the world that comes close to this

Thora birtch

Thora birtch
Originally uploaded by Low Flying Monkey.

Err yeah its Thora again im just trying to brigten things up around here.

Thora Birtch

Thora Birtch
Originally uploaded by Low Flying Monkey.

Now that is a happy thought right there.

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Well i have had one of those days today that beat down on you so hard your soles of your feet hurt. you know life is starting to suck just a little when your depressed as hell and it goes unnoticed. there was a point in my day when i stood and looked out my kitchen window eating a 70 second microwave burger and thought, " Im supposed to be bette then this but i find myself alone in my kitchen eating this apauling excuse for a food product listening to talk show host - radiohead. I am supposed to be at a meal with close friends but cant due to the huge rift that has developed due to one members liking for driving a building sized knife through my back. group is divided and its wrong. i know im the one who is going to have to back off and sort it even tough im kinda the victim ( in a non pussy sorta way) less is more , love is blind , peace on earth is hard to find , give an inch lose a mile , fight the dark try to smile , Be your self, dont be forgot , ( yeah obviously some line about smoking pot ) random is what i do best... Scotland anyone?

Rain tramps & septic tanks

There is absolutley no reason for this sort of weather , i hate gettting wet and smelling like the inside of a tramps shoe all day. I hate i hate it i hate it. which is a shame because the rain looks so beautiful , from indoors.

I heard a good quote today a film called Pink Flamingos was described as " a septic tank explosion"

Is that a good thing , guess not but im gona want to see it anyway.

10 Reasons Why being Drunk is better than being Sober

Okay this is a completely random comment because i have had one tequila to many with my buddy www.ibanezmetalhead.blogspot.com
here are ten reasons why Drunk is clearly better than sober

1 . When you are Drunk you dont worry about anything.
2 . When you are drunk Girls are prettier
3. When you are drunk your honest ( when what really you mean is you say stuff you shouldnt)
4. When you are drunk you try and do things you cant do when you are sober ( like fly for example)
5. When you are drunk you dont care what you look like , Come to an action and action gig and watch me "dance"
6. When you are drunk your mates all become such "nice people"
7. Wen u r drunken yu cantt spwell
8. When you are drunk you smile permanantly
9. When you are Drunk " as i am now quite heavily" you always want to drink more
10. When you are drunk you are not sober ( this is a bad thing because)

WHEN YOU ARE SOBER

1. When you are sober you worry about everything no matter how insignificant.
2. When you are sober you have no confidence
3. When you are sober your reflection looks like shit
4. When you are sober you cant get the sex drive quite the same
5. when you are Sober you cum too quickly ( when you are Drunk you have to imagine the hornest porn to cum)
6. being sober is for christians
7. being sober is for christians
8. being sober is for christians
9 .being sober is for christians
10. Saddam Hussein is not really real he is a figment of the imagination of a man called jeff who lives in mexico, he built him on his computer using qbase and flash mx, he has several commands that are unknown to anyone and the lcohol is quite clearly setting in so off to bed i go ,, night All